Numbers of mistakes made in intarsia along the way: 11
Number of times multiple rows were tinked back to correct mistakes in intarsia: 11
Number of pink stockinette stitches consecutively knitted on size 0 needles: 9,000
Number of ends woven in: 20
Getting to dance around the apartment in hand-knit bubblegum pink argyle socks?
You know the answer.
Yarn: Dalegarn Baby Ull (MC 4516, CC 8523, 2908)
Needles: US 0/2mm
Gauge: Flat -- 8.5sts x 12 rows per inch; in the round --10sts x 14 rows per inch (in case you should ever need proof that knitting in the same yarn on the same size needles can still give you vastly different gauges depending on whether you knit flat or in the round)
Pattern: Moth Heaven and the Cybersock Argyle Tutorial